HAPPY NEW YEAR! CREEPY MAILER AT YOUR SERVICE!

Hello. I write Creep Mail for a living. I am a creepy person. I watch strangers. I stare into strangers' windows. I like pizza. The phrase "happy new year" doesn't make sense. Also, "new year" doesn't make sense. I've worked hard. I want monies. QUARANTIME DOESN'T PAY ME!? I GO BE A CREEP NOW