Story Column Installment 1

The 26 people who ruled the school Syllabary School!

INTRODUCTION A Beautifully Conclusion Different Establishment oF Gabriel, Henry, Isabel, Jesse, Kayla, Liam, Michelle, Nicholas, Oggy, Priscilla, Queen Rose, Samantha, Teresa, Uriel, Vicky, Watt, Xavier, Yvonne, Zack.

These 25 lovely people want to live normal lives. Anthony is just one years old, Benjamin is two, Clarissa is three, Dylan is four, Egghead (I don’t know) is five, Fred is six, Gabriel is seven, you get the point. Priscilla just had her Sweet Sixteen, but Queen Rose is in her last year of being a teenager. I really don’t know how an eighteen year old is the Queen though, so don’t ask me. [Editor's note: Turns out she's the Queen of the school. (Don’t ask)] Samantha is 19, Teresa is 20, and so on. The Rose Robinson School had a sundry of people. When you first turned from Quince Street to Robin Road, you saw a modern structure with white walls and glass windows everywhere. There was a big RR sign at the front of the school, which didn’t stand for Robin Road. Of course it stood for Rose Robinson, who had purchased the school, Quince Street, Robin Road, Queen Robin Way, and Variety School Street. Of course she renamed them all. It caused people using a GPS service quite the hassle.

In The Blink Of An Eye

]Week 1 Today is friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Friday’s are always nice days. Tomorrow will be saturday and we have a long weekend for Martin Luther King Day! The whole weekend will be gone soon though. Somehow weekend are always over in a blink of an eye. Its Friday. Blink. Its Saturday! Blink again. It’s Monday! Today we will go further into this mystery. But since we don’t want the weekend to go away DO NOT BLINK. Hmm… We need to stretch the weekend. But in order to stretch it we need to find it. To be continued Week 2 Hello. Again it is friday. Now someone clearly blinked last weekend. That gives me an idea…. This time we will blink and catch the weekend as it flys by. Ready? Now catch the weekend. WE CAUGHT IT! Wait. this is a calendar with the weekend circled. This is strange. Hmm… The weekend is still trying to fly away. NOW THIS MAKES NO SENSE. The weekend was supposed to stay. But instead it nearly flew away. Hmm… maybe we should do something to freeze the weekend in place so monday doesn’t come. NOW who knows how to build a freeze ray!! No one? Really? No one can freeze the weekend!!!! Ok, well someone learn how to build a freeze ray for the weekend and come back next free write friday. WITH THE FREEZE RAY. (please). Week 3 Once more it is friday.So recap, on the first week we tried not to blink so the weekend wouldn;t fly by. The next friday after that we tried to catch the weekend. THEN last week you were told to bring a freeze ray so we could freeze the weekend in place and stretch it longer. Did anyone bring one? No? Really. You had one whole week to invent a freeze ray. ONE WHOLE WEEK. Hmm… you have until the next free write friday. NOW, till then we should come up with more making the weekend longer plans. Do you have any?? No? Well when we caught the weekend a few weeks ago it was a calendar. Remember? So we should try to stretch the calendar. Only its not very rubbery. Its more like paper, but we should try anyway since you failed to bring a freeze ray. OH NO! It got ripped. WILL THERE BE NO WEEKEND NOW!!!!!! Hmm… If the weekend broke tomorrow should be monday. We’ll have to see if tomorrow is saturday or monday to know!!!!! Week 4 Friday once more. We will recap the story. On the first week we tried not to blink so the weekend wouldn’t fly by. The next friday after that we tried to catch the weekend. THEN last to last week you were told to bring a freeze ray so we could freeze the weekend in place and stretch it longer. Then last week we broke the calendar. But that didnt matter. Since the weekend DOUBLED. Monday and tuesday had no school last week!! The blizzard worked as a freeze ray freezing the weekend in place! We didn’t even have to build one. It was suggested to me that we could change how the freeze ray worked for every season. The person who suggested this said that we could use leaves and flowers for spring and fall. Those didnt make much sense but for summer they suggest we melt the weekdays into the weekend! That might work! Though most of summer is holiday anyway..! Ok so we conqeuered the first monday and tuesday. But could we maybe conquer wednesday too? Do we REALLY need more than 2 days school. We can learn a lot in 2 days! So lets think about how we can conquer next wednesday too. Since we broke the calendar in half the weekend was doubled. But we dont want it to triple. If it tripled we’d only have 1 day of school and 6 of weekend. We don’t really want that. We will miss our teachers. So what could we do? Anyone have ideas? No? Ok, I don’t either. Sooo, how about we all think for a bit until the next free write friday. WE WILL CONQUER THE WEEKEND! Week 5 Friday once more. Recap of story - On the first week we tried not to blink so the weekend wouldn’t fly by. The next friday after that we tried to catch the weekend. THEN last to last week you were told to bring a freeze ray so we could freeze the weekend in place and stretch it longer. Then last to last week we broke the calendar. Then last time the weekend doubled. Sooo… we must keep extending the weekend. The doubling weekend thing clearly only worked once. Lets think of more weekend stretching ideas. Someone said we should take ALL the calendar’s in the world and label the dates saturday and sunday, wherever we wanted a weekend. But there are probably MILLIONS of calendar’s in the world. So. We shall have to make. A calendar vacuum. It will suck up all the calendar’s in the world. Only once problem. HOW ARE WE GOING TO MAKE A CALENDAR VACCUM!!!!! Do you know?? You don’t? So, we could take a normal vacuum…, then we could....attach a calendar sensor....so it will only suck up calendar’s. Okay lets turn on the vaccum. Brrrrrrrrr.... We now have all the calendar’s in the world. But I think its too much for the vacuum... it looks like its about to... ACK!!! It exploded. Now its throwing out random dates from different calendars. Ok. LEARN HOW TO MAKE A PROPER CALENDAR VACCUM AND COME BACK NEXT WEEK. TO BE CONTINUED ​ Week 6 Friday again. Okay this recap is getting a bit long. On the first week we tried not to blink so the weekend wouldn’t fly by. The next friday after that we tried to catch the weekend. THEN you were told to bring a freeze ray so we could freeze the weekend in place and stretch it longer. Then after that we broke the calendar. Then last to last time the weekend doubled. And last time we failed building a vacuum. But no one listened and THERE IS NO CALENDAR VACCUM. Since yesterday is the hundredth day of school time is running out to keep the weekend from slipping by. We REALLY need the weekend to stop running by so fast that we can hardly enjoy it. SO, what if we extend the weekend again. It only worked once but we have to try. So we don’t have a calendar vacuum. What if we… No ideas. HEY WHAT IF WE BLOCK OFF THE WEEKEND AT THE END SO IT WILL NOT BECOME MONDAY! What should we use to do that…. Hmm… what about a pile of this papery stuff… I think it is a math book? Okay, we won’t need math books during the weekend, but I can only see one. What won’t we need during the weekend but have a lot of. Any ideas?? Perhaps we could use… I can’t think of anything! Can you? No… How about we think and get back next Free Write Friday! WITH IDEAS! Till then enjoy your weekend even though it is very short. ​ Week 7 AGAIN. FRIDAY. LOOOOOOOOONG RECAP. LETS GO! On the first week we tried not to blink so the weekend wouldn’t fly by. The next friday after that we tried to catch the weekend. THEN you were told to bring a freeze ray so we could freeze the weekend in place and stretch it longer. Then after that we broke the calendar. Then last to last time the weekend doubled. And last time we failed building a vacuum. But no one listened and THERE IS NO CALENDAR VACCUM. Then we wanted to use something to stack up to build a wall stopping the weekend from ending until we could actually enjoy it. Do not worry teacher’s Monday and the rest of the week will be normal we’ll just stretch the weekend a little bit to enjoy it more! So, any further ideas on what to stack? It was suggested that we use writers block because that is very heavy and very hard to get through. Also no one really needs it do they?? ​ Week 8 FRIDAY. This recap could make it’s whole own story now. On the first week we tried not to blink so the weekend wouldn’t fly by. The next friday after that we tried to catch the weekend. THEN you were told to bring a freeze ray so we could freeze the weekend in place and stretch it longer. Then after that we broke the calendar. Then last to last time the weekend doubled. And last time we failed building a vacuum. But no one listened and THERE IS NO CALENDAR VACCUM. Then we wanted to use something to stack up to build a wall stopping the weekend from ending until we could actually enjoy it. And now someone suggested to use writers block because at the time that was all I had and its very annoying. So we will stack writers block up in a huge wall. It will block sunday from becoming monday until we want sunday to become monday. Which will be until we decide we miss our teachers because otherwise the weekend is too short. Then we ran into a problem. It is actually a bit weak. As in our test wall toppled over. Probably because after so much experience people are good at defeating writers block. So we need something stronger for the wall. Also someone said we should freeze the weekend and it was tried, but the weekend is a calendar and it got soggy, but that is a very creative idea, so good job for thinking of it! Maybe we should get a waterproof cover for the weekend… Anyway, what should we pile up there?? I can’t think of anything!!!!!! SO until next week --- WE WILL CONQUER THE WEEKEND ​ Week 9 FRIDAY. This recap IS A WHOLE PARAGRAPH! On the first week we tried not to blink so the weekend wouldn’t fly by. The next friday after that we tried to catch the weekend. THEN you were told to bring a freeze ray so we could freeze the weekend in place and stretch it longer. Then after that we broke the calendar. Then last to last time the weekend doubled. And last time we failed building a vacuum. But no one listened and THERE IS NO CALENDAR VACCUM. Then we wanted to use something to stack up to build a wall stopping the weekend from ending until we could actually enjoy it. We tried out a few ideas, but nothing worked. So today we will try something else… We’ll pile up homework. Old homework not the homework we have to do over the weekend. Because we probably don’t need old homework. So… instead of a calendar vacuum, this week we’ll have a HOMEWORK VACCUM!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY! So. Remember we made a calendar vacuum. Except we didn’t because NO ONE KNEW HOW TO MAKE A CALENDAR VACCUM. NO ONE KNOWS!!!!! So lets use a regular vacuum set it to super suck everything mode and hope we don’t accidentally vaccum all of earth. A bit dangerous. So, how about instead we just do it slowly. Okay…. Wow people are fast. We have a whole wall of homework papers… Uh oh. Did I mention homework is made of paper. WHO PLACED A WIND MILL THERE. Now we have too much homework everywhere. THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR THINKING OF THE IDEA. I though of it. Oh, sorry. Well atleast we have a lot of wind energy to power our vacuum, whenever we make it. LEARN HOW TO MAKE A VACCUM SOON! Till then, enjoy your too-short weekend. Don’t worry soon WE WILL CONQUER THE WEEKEND! ​ Week 10 Ok. We do not have a free write friday this week. We didn’t have one last week. Soooooo! WE MUST USE MONDAY!!! This is good. We don’t need an extended weekend this week because we have spring break. So we can plan peacefully and come up with ideas. But we still need the long boring recap. I do not like this recap. I prefer green eggs and ham. But it is something to actually not like because its long. Unless they’re weekend and holidays things should not be long. Also noodles. Ok so the recap which is going to take an eon. Okay so do we get to skip the recap? Maybe I’ll just read the last few lines. On the first week we tried not to blink so the weekend wouldn’t fly by. The next friday after that we tried to catch the weekend. THEN you were told to bring a freeze ray so we could freeze the weekend in place and stretch it longer. Then after that we broke the calendar. Then last to last time the weekend doubled. And last time we failed building a vacuum. But no one listened and THERE IS NO CALENDAR VACCUM. Then we wanted to use something to stack up to build a wall stopping the weekend from ending until we could actually enjoy it. We tried out a few ideas, but nothing worked. Last week we tried some things to pile up again. So someone suggested combining all our plans. Last week’s friday I tried that. There was an explosion. WHO SET FIRE ON THE ICE CUBES AND WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT. The weekend calendar nearly got wet. Also there is a suspicious looking goldfish to interrogate on why set fire on the ice cubes. They have a motive of wanting more place to swim. Okay so this is a list of new plans we just thought of.

• Use random stuff that the giant tsunami washed up near the windmills to make our wall. (Did I mention the goldfish definitely caused the tsunami?

• Use energy from windmill to make a giant fan to blow away the weekdays and when they’re far enough away we can turn off the fan and just enjoy the weekend until Monday comes back and says that the fun is all over and we need to start learning things and go into our classrooms with our teachers. (Atleast we have very fun and nice teachers who make learning enjoyable!)

• Do the combine everything idea without any goldfish in close proximity. IM TALKING TO YOU ANY GOLDFISH NEARBY. GET OUT. GET OUT NOW. MORE OUT.

And next time, don’t worry! ​ Special Inter-Week Addition By the way, the goldfish’s name is BOB and he has 113 scales. Some people (Adventure Girl) suspect a classmate of planting him there. But combining everything was the classmates plan. Why would he want to sabotage it!!! OH NO. I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY RELIABLE SOURCES THAT BOB IS THE ENEMY. HIS LAST PLOT WAS TO EXPAND THE WEEKDAYS! If so he is our enemy. But who placed his goldfish bowl there. Was it a teacher? A classmate? Or something more mysterious. ​ Week 11 Ah.. a friday… Once more…. RECAP On the first week we tried not to blink so the weekend wouldn’t fly by. The next friday after that we tried to catch the weekend. THEN you were told to bring a freeze ray so we could freeze the weekend in place and stretch it longer. Then after that we broke the calendar. Then last to last time the weekend doubled. And last time we failed building a vacuum. But no one listened and THERE IS NO CALENDAR VACCUM. Then we wanted to use something to stack up to build a wall stopping the weekend from ending until we could actually enjoy it. We tried out a few ideas, but nothing worked. Last week we tried some things to pile up again. The goldfish’s name is BOB and he has 113 scaleI HAVE BEEN TOLD BY RELIABLE SOURCES THAT BOB IS THE ENEMY. HIS LAST PLOT WAS TO EXPAND THE WEEKDAYS! If so he is our enemy. But who placed his goldfish bowl there. Was it a teacher? A classmate? Or something more mysterious. There. We have a mystery to solve before we keep on extending the weekend. This is our primary source of information is the mysterious webbed foot/hand prints on the bowl. I would ask you to invent it, but you can’t be trusted to invent things. The many vacuums proved that. SO I ordered a mega Ultra Hyper Goldfish Aqua Cage 6000 or U.H.G.A.C. 6000, to trap the goldfish once we capture him. Also if everyone is okay with that we will wipe his memory. No??? Too harsh? Well we are talking about a weekday expander here people! A WEEKDAY EXPANDER. WHO IS PLOTTING TO DESTROY THE WEEKEND. Bob the goldfish doesn’t even go to school himself he just wants to destroy the weekdays to make students and teachers who look forward to the weekend after a long week of school. WHATS NEXT I MAY ASK. DESTROYING SUMMER VACATION. Also there may be a spy so... So our priority is this mystery. ​ Week 12 We didn’t get to share last friday’s journal because of the asynchronous days so let me share what happened at the Weekend Savers headquarters. Its a new place. Basically remember the windmills? And the wall and stuff? SO right there in the middle of the fabric of time between the weekdays and weekends? We made a headquarters there. So, instead of the usual long boring recap I’ll write a short recap of what happened last time! The goldfish’s name is BOB and he has 113 scaleI HAVE BEEN TOLD BY RELIABLE SOURCES THAT BOB IS THE ENEMY. HIS LAST PLOT WAS TO EXPAND THE WEEKDAYS! If so he is our enemy. But who placed his goldfish bowl there. Was it a teacher? A classmate? Or something more mysterious. I would ask you to invent it, but you can’t be trusted to invent things. The many vacuums proved that. SO I ordered a mega Ultra Hyper Goldfish Aqua Cage 6000 or U.H.G.A.C. 6000, to trap the goldfish once we capture him. Also you thought my possible punishments were too harsh. WELL HE’S DESTROYING THE WEEKEND. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!!!!! TO JUST LET HIM GO, INTO THE OCEAN OR WHATEVER AND LET HIM CARRY ON??? Goldfishes don’t live in ocean? They have to go into slow moving freshwater bodies??? Alright anyway. We can think of ideas now. IDEA BOX Also here is the idea box and things people have suggested right now. Classmate 1 - again, I am not responsible! I promise, I wouldn't create a goldfish, if i supported this plan Shyla - PAUSE THE WEEKEND! And Amaira has a theory! Amaira - Bob was planted there by the cabbage man! He wanted more sales since he gets the most money on weekdays! And Shyla says - The cabbage headquarters is in Georgia, it’s nearby! I’ll go see what’s going on.