Wonderful Weirdos Day CWEEPY MAILER

Welcome to Wonderful Weirdos Day's wacky commemoration within this world!

That's write, it's ALLITERATION SATURDAY!!! We write in alliteration, and each holiday utilizes a unique form of figurative language. To celebrate this occurrence in Creep Mail, I shall assure that alliteration ornaments ubiquitously throughout this issue. BURPYYYYY

Suggest topics for a synopsis and I shall do so on Creep Mail send-outs.