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Daily Tot 6/11-12/2021

Sorry for the delay. More research had to be done. We've finally cracked the case on grammar-itis. This article is written by Adventure girl, with a few notes from noodly.


Hello, it’s head researcher and junior doctor Adventure Girl here! My team and I (Amazing Girl and an unknown individual) have found out about ‘Grammar-itis’. Currently, there are 2 known cases in the world, but still beware, we don’t know much about it.

We are not sure if it is contagious.

Symptoms include typing words backwards, having bad grammar (sometimes similar to Swarish), and spelling words wrong.


Noodly Note - Stages of Grammar-itis

Stage one - Speaking Swarish, having bad grammar

Stage two - spelling words wrong

Stage three -Mixed up letters

Stage four - gibberish

Stage 5 - repeating blah blah blah over and over again. (Very difficult to cure at this stage!)

Now back to the tot!


So far, the only known mean of prevention is to think of an achievement you have, such as teaching writing/reading/spelling/grammar, winning an award for one of those things, facilitating an competition for one of those things, creating something relating to those things, etc.


Noodly Note - Not proven. But might as well try it!


According to our research, people with the Cookie blood type are immune to this disease. Another great tragedy is that anyone lactose intolerant who has the Ice Cream blood type is easily susceptible to any disease, including this one.


If you have any of the symptoms listed above, or are lactose intolerant and have the Ice Cream blood type, contact a doctor immediately. This is a serious disease that gets worse overtime. If you feel that you have contracted this illness, STOP READING IMMEDIATELY. Reading only makes it worse, as far as we know. The longer you have the disease, the worse it gets.


Please go to Candyland Hospital for a doctor to assist you with a blood test so we can test out a cure for you.


Noodly Note - Known cures (not compatible for all blood types)

  1. Eating 3 oreos (the chocolate type with white cream), waiting exactly one hour, and saying gobbledygook

  2. Standing on your head (Not Recommended)

  3. The Vaccine from candyland hospital.

  4. Not chatting for a week to get the grammar-itis out of your soul.

  5. Eating a 200 story apartment building

  6. Riding a unicorn

Those are the only known cures that are tried and tested.



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