Daily Tot 6/14/2021

A bit of a story.

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The Rapturous Recital of The Tales of Rattleville

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Ruby paced around their new house. They had moved to Rattleville for her new school. Ruby desperately wished that they could have stayed in Sunny Harbor. Her paws ached from the long car ride to Rattleville, which was mostly inhabited by snakes. The real estate agent was an adder who was droning on about how WONDERFUL Rattleville was. Ruby hadn't wanted to move. Her best friend Mason had lived in Sunny Harbor with her, and now she had to adapt to a new school and new people. She didn't like it ONE SINGLE BIT. Also, of ALL of Virali why Rattleville. She didn't like snake viralians. Especially rattlesnake viralians. AND WITH GOOD REASON!

1.) They had venom

2.) They're tails rattled.

3.) They had fangs

4.) They hissed when they spoke

5.) They were snobby (Her mom said this was not true)

6.) They had beady eyes

7.) They ate mice (mice animals, not mice virali) WHOLE (Every hear of chewing?)

8.) They laid eggs

9.) They were reptiles

10.) They had scales

11.) They were cold-blooded!

SHE DESERVED BETTER! She was a cat viralian. She was awesome. For excellent reasons.

1.) Queen Reagan, was a cat Viralian.

2.) Cats chewed their mice

3.) Cats hissed when it was necessary not all the time.

4.) They were clever

5.) They were mammals

6.) They came in variety

7.) They did not lay eggs

8.) They had fur

9.) They landed on their feet

10.) They had sharp eyes

11.) They were not catty and snobby (YES. CATS ARE NOT CATTY. GET IT STRAIGHT IN YOUR BRAIN)

12.) They didn't lay eggs

13.) They were warm-blooded

14.) They had sharp teeth (not overly sized fangs!)

15.) They were silent on their paws (THEY DIDN'T RATTLE)

16.) They didn't rely on venom.

17.) They were not - Did she mention that already?

So, in short- AWESOME. Ruby realized she had used 3 pages of her notebook. Also, her parents had finished talking to Mr. Real Estate Adder. She thought his name was Etatsssse Lear? It was an interesting anagram name. Etatse has all the letters of estate except mixed up! Real also anagrammed lear! Ruby rather liked anagrams. Also lists.