Story Column Installment 2
- Noodly Girl
- May 14, 2021
- 3 min read
In The Blink Of An Eye
Week 13
Ah once more a friday. A recap.
On the first week we tried not to blink so the weekend wouldn’t fly by. The next friday after that we tried to catch the weekend. THEN you were told to bring a freeze ray so we could freeze the weekend in place and stretch it longer. Then after that we broke the calendar. Then last to last time the weekend doubled. And last time we failed building a vacuum. But no one listened and THERE IS NO CALENDAR VACCUM. Then we wanted to use something to stack up to build a wall stopping the weekend from ending until we could actually enjoy it. We tried out a few ideas, but nothing worked. Last week we tried some things to pile up again. The goldfish’s name is BOB and he has 113 scaleI HAVE BEEN TOLD BY RELIABLE SOURCES THAT BOB IS THE ENEMY. HIS LAST PLOT WAS TO EXPAND THE WEEKDAYS! If so he is our enemy. But who placed his goldfish bowl there. Was it a teacher? A classmate? OUR NEW GOAL IS TO SOLVE THIS MYSTERY.
Okay lets get started! Sorry about the overly long recap! So, we have to solve the mystery of who placed the goldfish bowl there. Here is our suspect list.
The Cabbage Man
THAT THE WHOLE SUSPECT LIST.
Amaira claims that Bob was planted there by the cabbage man! He wanted more sales since he gets the most money on weekdays! And because of this we will show you live feed from the cabbage headquarters in Georgia. Atleast I think that’s where they are. Or maybe Shyla is claiming that because she wants to get involved…. Anyway live feed from the cabbage headquarters. Okay, so it seems that the cabbage men are going somewhere. Wait there isn’t any video anymore. I think it is an underground bunker!!!!!!! We can still hear though! Cabbage Man 1: THE WEEKEND WILL END SOON ENOUGH. Cabbage Man 2: Then we’ll be rich! Cabbage Man 1: And we will forever be happy! Cabbage Man 3: What about all the people in the world who look forward to the weekend? Cabbage Man 2: They can buy cabbage to console themselves. Cabbage Man 1: Are we still working with Bob? Cabbage Man 3: Yep. Next he will destroy headquarters. AND soon THERE WILL BE NO WEEKEND!! ALL CABBAGE MEN: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! Cabbage Man 3: Whats that microphone on the wall? Uh oh. The live feed ended. Anyway we better protect our headquarters. Also thanks for the poem Ronit, though I guess today is not the day of conquering the weekend. Also Jared is not a cabbage man, so do not worry you are innocent. And thank you. OH YEAH. WE’RE GONNA PUT A GIANT WALL AROUND H.Q. I NEED TO HIRE BUILDERS. SIGNING OFF FROM WEEKEND STATION IN THE FABRIC OF TIME! Syllabary School! The 26 people who ruled the school Once you step inside the school, you walk into a hallway lined with the second graders lockers. After walking a bit, there is a second grade classroom to your left. To your right is a third grade classroom, and if you walk further their lockers line the hallways. Moving past their lockers is three hallways. If you turned to your left, there was a hall with a bulletin board on your right. The stairs led up to a fourth grade classroom on your left, and an area on the right with a fifth grade classroom, and the fourth and fifth grade lockers. Going back downstairs, if you went into the hallway on the right, on your left would be another bulletin board. This hallway was much longer than the previous one, for the junior high lockers lined the right wall and part of the left wall. This contained all of the middle school lockers and classrooms. There is only one classroom per grade because Rose Robinson spent too much money on the exterior so the interior wasn’t as decorated, and besides there wasn’t much of a budget left for the teachers who thought it was a great school and had never stepped foot inside before. If you backtrack your steps, the middle hallway has two nursery rooms on either side, a Pre-K 3 room on the left, and a Pre-K 4 room on the right, and a first grade classroom next to them. If you walk a little bit further, there are the lockers for 9th graders, and then the 9th and 10th grade classrooms. After the 10th grade lockers is everything for the 11th and 12th grades. Got it? Great! Now, let us continue with the stories of their lives.
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