The Daily Tootsie Roll (TOT!)

Grammaritis, scientifically known as speakweirdus-infectiounus, and we have more information on it then ever before. Written by Adventure Girl and Noodly Girl, here is the latest news and accurate info about the disease.

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Stages of Grammaritis

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1. Having over all bad grammar, and involuntarily speaking Swarish (English but with the words mixed up)

2. Spelling words wrong, as well as significant memory loss.

3. A massive mix up of letters, so that doctors may have to anagram words. Includes words that do not exist in the english language.

4. Utter gibberish

5. (No cases known to this day, but seems likely that there is a higher stage which may cause -- a) Total amnesia b) Causes you to stop speaking all together c) You repeat the word blah and say nothing else

6. NONEXISTENT

Noodly Note - DIDN'T YOU READ WHAT WE SAID ABOVE ABOVE ABOUT NO EXISTING CASES OF STAGE 5? SO HOW COULD THERE BE A STAGE 6. GET THAT IN YOUR HEAD!

Adventurous Annotation - Sorry about the 2 aboves, Noodly Girl refuses to adjust it.

How long does it take to advance on to the next stoge

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Noodly Note: Stage not stoge.

Time between people varies 2-1.

2-3 from, Ice Cream and Lollipop. 1 days.

2-3days cookie Candy.

3-4 unknown record on not

How is Grammaritis Identified?

Is it contagious? ____________

Blood Type	​Vulnerability	Cure	Side Effects	Vaccine
Cookie	Low 30% Chance			​Unavailable
Lollipop	Medium 47% Chance			​Unavailable
Candy	Medium 48% Chance			​Unavailable
Ice Cream	High 72% Chance	Hypnotism 96% Chance of workin		​Unavailable
Ice Cream (Lactose Intolerant)	Extremely High 90% Chance	Research Continues		Nonexistent