The Daily Tot 7/28/2021

I figure not many people are reading this, it being summer and you all having MUCH better things to do. Unlike in our June (never mind our June issue is nonexistent) and April? May? What comes before June? ANYWAY, unlike our earlier issues where you had time because there was school so you wanted to waste time doing things like reading newspaper articles. Anyway today's tot is a story preview as well as a message from the newest member of Quarantime Tots.

Now, presenting the first day of THE NIGHTIME ESCAPADES OF BROOKLYN THE BUNNY

*This Tot only features the 1st 2 days and nights after Brooklyn's arrival, a real event which occurred a few months ago. The rest of Part 1 will be available to you on Stardust Books later.

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*Are you wondering how this makes them practically siblings? I'm wondering.

Anyway, that's all for now! Next we will have a note from Brooklyn himself.

Dear Humans Reading this weird newspaper,

I Brooklyn, declare that you shouldn't be reading this. You should be feeding me cabbage. Another thing why must humans assume rabbits like carrots. Go on and google it. Rabbits in the wild do not eat carrots, and it is unhealthy for domestic ones to eat to much carrot. I myself do like the peel thingies, but that is different. I am Brooklyn. Now having lived around humans for a while and adapted, I felt bored. So I told Noodly girl to write a memoir (I can't actually speak by the way, because though I do understand English, my vocal cords cannot handle it). Over time though I have developed the extraordinary task of typing to my skillset. Yes, by the way I am talking very fancily. I gathered that was how you spoke during a letter. No? This is informal. Okay good. Anyway weren't we discussing the nighttime escapades? Yes we were. I told Noodly to write it. It consists 3 parts with various adventures about my escapades at night with Nutty, Luna, Rosie, Acorn, the chipmunks and other friends of mine. I hope you enjoy reading it. Now I don't have all the time in the world. If I don't finish quickly I'll miss supervised daytime playtime. Daytime playtime. That sounds funny. Bye,

Brooklyn